Top 10 reasons why nobody reads your blog

(this is a bonnus post for interest!!)

1. You're not a good-looking female who likes posting naked pictures of herself.

2. There's nothing in it for them.

3. "Passion & Authority" are just buzzwords to you.

4. A secret cabal of A-Listers got together and decided that you should be excluded from the conversation.

5. You have nothing to say.

6. You're not The Assimilated Negro.

7. You didn't recently sell your company to AOL(America online) for $25 million.

8. The very fact that you're whining about traffic makes people not want to read your blog.

9. You've only been writing the damn thing for a week.

10. The Long Tail is very, very long.